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Today
Instead of taking the first suggested modification or invitation to do it differently as the last word - and adjusting your project, program, or schedule accordingly - go slowly, the better to preserve your sanity (and schedule). There's more to it, whatever "it" may be, than meets the eye...although it may be a few days before you're fully conversant with the various ramifications of the new order.
Your Birthday
Your mission: Try to be very open-minded about proposals concerning the most efficient way to manage or approach assorted ventures. While history is a useful guide, it has also been known to begin at the point in time most convenient to the argument - an argument that isn't necessarily relevant here, and could have the net effect of getting you into (rather than out of) your own way.
ARIES
Friday, April 26, 2024
Giving new meaning to the word "hectic" ... You may find that it's just about physically impossible to do what you'd promised (i.e. simultaneously host wedding reception and finish doctoral thesis). But despite any dismay at having to bail, it isn't worth risking your wellbeing just so that you can be perceived as reliable - so bail anyway.
TAURUS
Friday, April 26, 2024
Concentrate on determining whether you have the components you need to create the outcome that you desire. Once you've made your list, you can set about acquiring the necessary items, or streamlining, tweaking and making adjustments - but until you take that critical step, it will be harder to get the literal or figurative show on the road.
GEMINI
Friday, April 26, 2024
Sure, but that plan was made when the circumstances were different. So once you've finished saying "Nope, can't be changed, I absolutely must Shop-Vac the garage, bake four carrot cakes for the reception, and get the kids to the orthodontist by noon" come up with a more realistic scheme. You can if you put your mind to it, and it will be superior to the original arrangement.
CANCER
Friday, April 26, 2024
Yes, you can certainly be forgiven for wondering whether your counterparts realize that they're essentially championing the equivalent of a signing up for a marathon with a torn ACL. However, actually verbalizing your concerns or questioning their convictions - without triggering their defense mechanisms and unleashing a torrent of absurd rationalizations - could be quite the challenge....
LEO
Friday, April 26, 2024
True, this planetary combo encourages getting real. Still, timing is key, so if you have to inform somebody that their concept redefines the concept of "snowflake's chance in a roaring bonfire," you'd better choose your moment, and take into account their current circumstances. Otherwise, it's unlikely to work out quite the way that you'd foreseen.
VIRGO
Friday, April 26, 2024
Remember the old mantra, "there's no place like home?" And how, if Dorothy had only known how those ruby slippers worked, she could have avoided all of that dislocation stress? Well, current influences are showing the way, so if you are mindful and conscious, you'll easily pick up on the relevant clues for your situation.
LIBRA
Friday, April 26, 2024
During the next several days, the opportunities to over-commit your time, resources, or staff - and by default, perhaps even your good nature - will be abundant. So, think twice before spreading yourself thinner than the bedsheets in a fleabag motel. In fact, your time would be better spent concentrating on getting your ducks in a row.
SCORPIO
Friday, April 26, 2024
These planets are willing to support your program or plan, as long as you've taken the time to define it - so the clearer you can be about what suits you creatively, the better. And, if you're not sure, these planets advise you to take a minute or two out of your busy day to give some further thought to the topic.
SAGITTARIUS
Friday, April 26, 2024
Launch a crowdfunding campaign? Shoot for the moon? Take a step back? Pack in the whole operation and retire? As long as you know what you're doing ... Seriously, the more focused you are on your ultimate goal, and the less focused you are on the support and approval of those around you, the higher the likelihood of achieving it.
CAPRICORN
Friday, April 26, 2024
Continuing on a theme...During the next few days, there could be an uptick in the touting of positions and approaches that redefine the phrase "flying in the face of reason." Ergo, you may want to practice staying serene - and learn to disguise that look on your face (because yes, it's pretty obvious).
AQUARIUS
Friday, April 26, 2024
If a situation starts clearing its throat or tapping your shoulder, consider making minor adjustments to the official game plan, agenda, or timetable. As you have doubtless noticed, certain, uh, practicalities have recently emerged, and apparently have no plan of relinquishing their status as factors in the future of the program.
PISCES
Friday, April 26, 2024
Current influences invite you to attempt several different (highly important!) projects simultaneously, which could toss pre-existing deadlines and obligations into the garbage disposal. Plus, remember: It's been conclusively proven that pleasing other people at the expense of yourself frequently results in their issues getting attended to while yours remain on the back burner.