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Today
This astro climate suggests that you gently nurture your project, rather than applying a cattle prod to make it go faster. So try and capitalize on the positive occurrences (or hints that there's a light at the end of the tunnel) of the last few days, without becoming too enmeshed in how you're going to take it to the next level, make it happen, wrap it up, or bring it home.
Your Birthday
Measure twice before grabbing your pinking shears - in other words, be mindful when taking your position, making your incision, or doing anything else that, ideally, you want to get right the first time. It will be more efficient than taking random stabs ("uh, it should be here somewhere") or tightly embracing a thesis (e.g. "it can't happen here") that has already been definitively disproved by history and science.

ARIES
Monday, April 21, 2025
Try to avoid projecting benefits onto an arrangement that actually redefines "fat chance." Truly, this is a golden opportunity to come to terms with the reality of a situation, and then adjust it so that you can obtain more of whatever your want (i.e. recognition, authority, cash, contentment, and so forth).


TAURUS
Monday, April 21, 2025
You might want remove some of the mustard from the comment, statement, friendly hint, or piece of advice. Current influences are, uh, spicier than usual - and you could inadvertently end up sounding sharper than the situation warrants, or than would motivate the relevant parties to do better.


GEMINI
Monday, April 21, 2025
Listen to the recommendations of anyone who has empirical evidence that they know what they're talking about - particularly if their suggestions entail adjusting your strategy, modifying your technique slightly, or taking another tack. The more amenable you are to working collaboratively and following instructions, the better.


CANCER
Monday, April 21, 2025
If you let them, people will cheerfully spray you with their problems, or entreat you to make their situation better - "their situation" being defined as circumstances they've had the better part of a century to cope with, but still haven't gotten around to. So maybe just don't make yourself available for it.


LEO
Monday, April 21, 2025
Be attuned to the difference between talking about doing something (learning to emotionally self-regulate, going vegetarian, fixing the rain gutter, asking for help, buying a used car) and actually doing it. At this juncture it's less about debating the merits of a course of action, and more about taking the appropriate steps.


VIRGO
Monday, April 21, 2025
Wishful thinking has its charms, to be sure. Still, these planets are major proponents of seeing a relationship, project, alliance, or program for what it truly is - so take a long, realistic gander at the state of play, and then make any necessary adjustments to allow things to progress and/or get everybody on the same page.


LIBRA
Monday, April 21, 2025
These planets could spur you to be wildly definitive, as well as certain beyond a shadow of a doubt that you know the reasons for someone's conduct. However, were you to actually ask them in an honest and straightforward manner about their motives, you'd likely discover that it's not remotely what you were banking on.


SCORPIO
Monday, April 21, 2025
Investigate the true underlying dynamics of a situation. Regardless of what is being claimed, with whatever level of intensity, the supposed issue ("he ghosted me!") could bear as much resemblance to the actual issue (the person who "ghosted" you was carted off for an emergency appendectomy) as taffy does to taffeta.


SAGITTARIUS
Monday, April 21, 2025
There will likely be several opportunities to interpret or assess an arrangement, prospect, or relationship based on the information that is at hand. However, should you find yourself thus engaged, keep in mind that there's a crucial differece between "at hand" and "actually available if you don't take everything you're hearing at face value."


CAPRICORN
Monday, April 21, 2025
If a situation is buckling in the middle, think twice before pressing your point or drawing a hard boundary - even if you're pressing your point or drawing a hard boundary in a manner that would make a colloquium at the United Nations look tactless and off-the-cuff. For today, feigning dispassion is simply the more effective tactic.


AQUARIUS
Monday, April 21, 2025
These planets are definitely in the mood for some good old-fashioned order and efficiency, with a little legality thrown into the mix. So, with all due respect to your spontaneous nature, maybe you do want to finally ask for an extension on your taxes ...or put away your winter sweaters....or get your massage-therapist license renewed.....or power-wash the deck...or...


PISCES
Monday, April 21, 2025
Be as explicit and precise as possible about commercial, emotional, or physical issues. Also, it's not the day for random tinkering with yourself or your project ("Nose piercing? Get me an ice cube and a knitting needle" "Maybe I'll quit the gym and just start visualizing myself doing cardio") or vague guidance ("Leave a message for the guy about the place, okay?").
