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Today
Special bonus: These planets are applauding and cheerleading your efforts or venture, and it would be no surprise if you were the happy recipient of some unsolicited validation. And since encouragement generally makes everybody feel seen and heard (and that they aren’t toiling endlessly and invisibly for no discernible reward), it’s safe to say that the overall climate is conducive to both growth and expansion.
Your Birthday
Level your sights on a long-term goal (aim as high as you wish ...) and set off in hot pursuit. This is one of those “the only ones who fail are the ones who never try/if you build it they will come/how will you know unless you take your best shot” years, and your first order of business should be to see what you can do.
ARIES
Monday, May 23, 2022
A friend, co-worker, significant other, or friend could make you feel like you have a burr in your sock, and you may be tempted to tell them so just to get it off your chest. Okay, but - at the risk of being repetitive - since it may well have the opposite effect, make sure that’s a risk worth running before you start unloading.
TAURUS
Monday, May 23, 2022
There’s no need to start attempting to push the river... seriously, no need at all. Even if an arrangement is not going precisely according to your plan or schedule, and even if you harbor concerns that it will refuse to do so in your lifetime, nothing could be further from the truth - as upcoming events will soon corroborate.
GEMINI
Monday, May 23, 2022
With the Sun amusing bountiful Jupiter, this would be the perfect occasion to flex your faith muscles. Indeed, you’re apt to find that a somewhat complex situation is far more responsive to a Rosie the Riveter-style “we can do it!” than it is to "OMG, WTF, what am I gonna do now?"
CANCER
Monday, May 23, 2022
With Sun amusing Jupiter, you can persuade anyone (yourself included) that you’re fully committed to a course of action. Cool, but make sure you’ve actually checked in with yourself to see how you feel. Otherwise, you could convince everybody (yourself included) to pursue something that you privately feel "take it or leave it" -ish about.
LEO
Monday, May 23, 2022
And how exactly are you thinking you want to achieve your aim – and while we’re on the topic, have you delineated it, and do you have faith that it you can achieve it? Make a point of ensuring that you aren’t setting up your own impediments as you endeavor to go about your business, or get this show on the road.
VIRGO
Monday, May 23, 2022
Be calm about the pace of important affairs, even if you feel like a lonely lighthouse keeper scanning the horizon for a ship coming in, or like your new job is Official Watcher of Drying Paint. And, console yourself with the reflection that a job worth doing is worth doing well, even if the dratted undertaking takes a year or three longer than you'd allotted.
LIBRA
Monday, May 23, 2022
Surprise, as they say, is the essence of attack. In this spirit, being forbearing rather than dramatic about the topic on the agenda – even if it’s less amusing for you – will be more productive and efficient. Plus, you can throw your counterparts completely off-guard by this response, which should have some entertainment value for you.
SCORPIO
Monday, May 23, 2022
You know how you can be when you want something... Try not to override your bank balance (or common sense) and talk yourself into taking steps that aren’t in the best interests of a collaboration or partnership. Yes, you are persuasive enough to sell the proverbial ice to the Inuit, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that it would be good for you, or them.
SAGITTARIUS
Monday, May 23, 2022
Even if you think it's golden, run your latest game plan past your [brain trust, student advisor, artistic collaborator, accountant, tenure committee, etc.] once more. There’s a fairly good chance that there's an element in there that isn’t the picture of reliability, and that’s the sort of thing you want to know – and fix – before committing yourself.
CAPRICORN
Monday, May 23, 2022
Put that turnip down and - for the love of Pete! - stop trying to squeeze blood from it. Considering your inherent respect for process and good timing, you may be doing an awfully convincing impersonation of someone who can't reconcile the impulse to make something happen with external realities, i.e. potential buyer on a silent retreat and incommunicado for another week.
AQUARIUS
Monday, May 23, 2022
Ever tried to get a lid off a jar that was stubbornly remaining shut? And banged it on the edge of a table to break the vacuum seal? And used a dish towel to try to get a better grip? And finally gave up? And, returned to it minutes later...and it opened instantly? Well, the Sun and Jupiter say take heart - because it's the same deal with an ongoing situation.
PISCES
Monday, May 23, 2022
How about doing your best Monty Python impersonation and performing a rousing rendition of “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life?” Truly, much as you’d like somebody (or something) to be somebody (or something) they’re not, you’re better off utilizing what's in the here and now, rather than engaging in a bout of wishful thinking.