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Today
Sometime shortly, there should be concrete evidence that the planets - and the people with whom you're involved - are on your side and toiling away on your behalf. However, between now and then, keep in mind that the last thing certain communications and interactions need is a somewhat defensive individual (you, perhaps?) emitting a vibe that "the chances of my holding a grudge until the year 2065 aren't low."
Your Birthday
The chance to proceed with a project or venture (that, if you were to be entirely honest, you've frequently doubted would ever display forward motion in your lifetime) is waiting in the wings. So be open to its existence - and be particularly disciplined about making the most of it, rather than being cavalier and treating it like a rerun of a sitcom that's been in syndication since 1993.
ARIES
Thursday, June 08, 2023
In case you were curious: Getting cranky because of an enforced change in plan, venue, or schedule probably won't help the situation. And on that topic, try to resist the temptation to craft the facts to suit the circumstances, or to become a poster person for "history beginning at the point in time most convenient to an argument."
TAURUS
Thursday, June 08, 2023
Be especially mindful about leaping to conclusions, or deciding that you have all the info because you read it in a report recently or similar, and are making arrangements based on these data. Among other things currently up for review are truths hitherto held to be self-evident, commitments that were airtight, and other "absolutes."
GEMINI
Thursday, June 08, 2023
If you're already ambivalent about the prospect of a successful project or partnership, it will be hard to remain neutral as you seek out the truth of the matter. Helpful hint: Accepting information without verifying it yourself is likely to lead to an, uh, less salutary outcome than you might like.
CANCER
Thursday, June 08, 2023
How do you want to expand your operation, satisfy your curiosity, and generally make your life more interesting than it already is? This is unquestionably the time to put your money where your mouth is, get your mouth and feet into alignment, walk the walk, or whatever inspirational sayings are most likely to light a fire under your butt.
LEO
Thursday, June 08, 2023
At one time a certain set-up (that has probably, ahem, seen better days) worked fine, and everybody seemed pretty content with it. However, as appealing as it may be to pretend that you can't see its outline under the rug (where you have already swept it on more than one occasion), you are strongly encouraged to put on your glasses and look again.
VIRGO
Thursday, June 08, 2023
How about sticking less to the regulations or to conventional wisdom, and more to the spontaneous notions that arise? Even if you're typically fairly cautious in your approach, this is one of those occasions on which random ideas and concepts that otherwise might not be worthy of consideration could really fit the bill.
LIBRA
Thursday, June 08, 2023
Ahem. Actions and positions with a low efficiency rating may suddenly don alluring costumes, do the Dance of the Seven Veils, and generally seem mighty enticing. All is not as it appears, so do your research, lest what sounds like a stroke of genius now becomes significantly, uh, less delightful when you have to live with it for the foreseeable future.
SCORPIO
Thursday, June 08, 2023
Concepts and proposals for creative, emotional, commercial, or financial progress are likely to pop up like dandelions on a lawn in early June. Do your best to meet your outstanding obligations while simultaneously entertaining random offers to change careers, coasts, or countries - and coping with the logistical whirlwind that a mobilization of this nature could entail.
SAGITTARIUS
Thursday, June 08, 2023
Certain affairs are in need of an overhaul - or an ouster. And even though you may have suspected as much (or been in possession of hard evidence to this effect) for some time, distractions or circumstances beyond your control have likely made it possible for you to postpone the inevitable. However, that was then, and this is now.
CAPRICORN
Thursday, June 08, 2023
What's up, doc? Your circumstances are more likely to improve if you refrain from gleefully accepting, yet again, that fizzing bomb disguised as a cake that Bugs Bunny is offering you. Indeed, even if you don't have a solid plan B, find another approach - and by the way, further alternative methods for dealing should be coming down the pike shortly.
AQUARIUS
Thursday, June 08, 2023
These planets are doing their best Blanche DuBois impersonation, which suggests that much as you might want a specific outcome, there's a margin for illusions and delusions at play. So take a good look around, especially at the people involved, and refrain from deciding that something is a certain way just because you say so.
PISCES
Thursday, June 08, 2023
There's no reason not to pursue whatever you that you think might advance your program. However, be aware that there's every chance that fulfilling your requests will entail some tweaks, adjustments, or switcheroos to the status quo - so be careful what you wish for, or at least be extra mindful (and specific) about how you put your wish list out there.