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Today
If personal or emotional affairs develop sneezles and wheezles (a la Christopher Robin) follow his lead and wait for them to vanish away. They will if you can convince yourself to leave well enough alone, in addition to taking a pass on the (admittedly appealing, but...) alternative of turning the situation into a federal case, determining to teach someone a lesson or showing them who's who.
Your Birthday
It's a slow and steady wins the financial, creative or personal race thing. So even if launching an endeavor or project takes a bit (or considerably) longer than you'd allotted, have patience. It's key that it purr like a well-oiled machine once it's finally up and running, which is the underlying reason behind any snafus, sudden personnel changes, delays, etc. that you may find yourself contending with.

ARIES
Sunday, November 09, 2025
Mercury goes retrograde today and stays that way for three weeks. Since this takes place in the sector of your solar chart relating to connections, interactions, clients at a distance, foreign affairs, trips, engagements, broadening your base, and expanding your operation, it's reasonable to plan for the odd delay or several in the foreseeable future.


TAURUS
Sunday, November 09, 2025
Happily you've been around long enough to recognize the yeti-like footprints of Mercury retrograde. So from today through 29 November, try your darnedest to just shrug your shoulders if people suddenly, forget important papers, lose their pagers, fail to return calls, stop turning up for appointments on time, overreact, misspeak, criticize, misattribute, misinterpret....


GEMINI
Sunday, November 09, 2025
Good ole boss Mercury is retrograde, and from this afternoon to 29 November, you could encounter fleets of well-meaning, incredibly polite individuals who just can't seem to fulfill their promises or live up to their responsibilities. Thus, do your best not to be shocked, shocked, shocked if those around you develop a fierce case of "inability to follow through."


CANCER
Sunday, November 09, 2025
Communicative Mercury goes retrograde today and will stay that way for about three weeks. Therefore, you'll know to whom to address disgruntled comments should you discover that you can't seem to get from point A to point B without inordinate fortitude on your part, or if certain business, fitness or medical arrangements develop delays, snafus, and glitches.


LEO
Sunday, November 09, 2025
As of this afternoon (and until 29 November) Mercury, the planet of ideas, is retrograde. So? So between now and then getting where you're going without detouring by way of the Bering Straits could be a stretch, and you're encouraged to be patient and refrain from taking out any frustrations in the usual ways on the usual suspects.


VIRGO
Sunday, November 09, 2025
In case you're wondering why it appears that people are no longer following the script (or left it on the bus): Lord Mercury goes retrograde today, and until 29 November, the chances of endeavors going precisely according to plan is somewhere between negligible and infinitesimal. Still, being a good sport will make it easier on all concerned.


LIBRA
Sunday, November 09, 2025
There's no need to lose your cool if your carefully constructed arrangements begin to develop scurvy, influenza or just a bad cold. This has more to do with Mercury being retrograde (yup, from later today until 29 November) than a lack of orange juice or a scheme intended to prevent you from profit and fun.


SCORPIO
Sunday, November 09, 2025
For the next three-ish weeks we'll be watching Mercury breakdance backwards in Sagittarius. And since Mercury has an impact on communications (mail, phone, computers) and is currently practicing on anything that relates to your money or resources, try to avoid getting fussed if certain financial transactions, negotiations, or similar arrangements hit a speed bump during this period.


SAGITTARIUS
Sunday, November 09, 2025
Mercury, the planet of getting your point across, will be retrograde in your outspoken, blunt, forthright, some might say impatient, sign until 29 November. So smile blandly and prepare to deal with flight delays, missing checks, lame excuses, incomprehensible communiques, and burst pipes in addition to assorted changes in latitude, attitude, scheduling...


CAPRICORN
Sunday, November 09, 2025
If you start engaging in bouts of self-examination or are especially introspective regarding your desires, plans and priorities, there is an explanation: Logical, rational Mercury is retrograde in Sagittarius, and until noontime 29 November, you are being asked to assess where you are, what you want, and whether you're on the most efficient road to get there from here.


AQUARIUS
Sunday, November 09, 2025
Ahem. Starting today, Mercury is officially retrograde in Sagittarius - which relates to your aims, objectives, goals, aspirations, and so forth. Meaning? That you could be unusually prone to selecting projects, people or activities that don't exactly do it for you. Furthermore, you may not be particularly open to anyone who suggests this isn't the best idea ever hatched.


PISCES
Sunday, November 09, 2025
If you should notice a sudden increase in goof-ups, lost keys (or cats), error messages, silly failures to communicate, errant e-mails and phone calls, and the like, hang it up to Mercury's retrograde, which commences this afternoon. And, until 29 November, do your best not to personalize - or even spend too terribly much time on - anything that goes amiss.
