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But what did you think was going to happen when you ignored the flashing beacons, wailing sirens, caution tape, and bullhorns to impose your judgment or have it your way on the grounds that because that's what you decided, it therefore must be right...?! Well, unanticipated events and developments between now and the weekend intend to help you, er, answer that question.
Your Birthday
There are considerably more reasons for pursuing a new opportunity or affiliation than for sitting on your hands and maintaining the status quo. However, going forward may entail altering arrangements or positions that you've held since the dawn of civilization. And, since your reluctance to shake up established routines is well documented, convincing yourself that it's worth the risk may take a little doing.
ARIES
Wednesday, April 24, 2024
You're not imagining it - things are slightly complicated. Mainly because trying to figure out where a set-up, financial or or romantic arrangement really stands in this climate is likely to be a bit of a challenge - not because you don't know the right questions to pose, but because right now, you can't presume that the answers you're getting are accurate.
TAURUS
Wednesday, April 24, 2024
The focus is on transforming your creative, artistic, and commercial situation so that it more closely reflects who you are now - instead of who you were back in the day when you initially put these patterns, programs, or initiatives into place. However, be aware: Current influences don't exactly make it easy to be flexible in all things.
GEMINI
Wednesday, April 24, 2024
It seemed like a good idea at the time. No, really, it did! Well, if it indeed seemed like a good idea at the time - but recent events and developments have given you cause to reconsider that assessment...these planets recommend that you attend to the complications that now are in the process of coming to light.
CANCER
Wednesday, April 24, 2024
If somebody comes along and announces that, e.g. a luxury cruise is the perfect time to start a crash diet, consider carefully before asking them what they're thinking (or drinking). Chances are good that right now you both have better things to do - and if they have a lesson or two to learn, maybe, just maybe, they'll have to do it without your assistance, nickel, or investment of time.
LEO
Wednesday, April 24, 2024
These planets are engendering major stubbornness in everybody - yes, you too. However, at this point nothing will be gained and quite a bit could be lost (i.e. peace of mind, cash, creativity, stability) if you insist on sticking to a program that can be charitably described as flawed, and less charitably described as a mediocre syndicated sitcom on endless repeat.
VIRGO
Wednesday, April 24, 2024
"Hit the road, Jack!" "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!" ..."Keep calm and carry on!" "Awww, freak out!" ....Current influences make it tough to know how people really feel about things, despite their assorted (and in many cases prolific) bulletins on the topic. Plus, they apparently don't realize these are changing moment to moment.
LIBRA
Wednesday, April 24, 2024
Currently the actions that need to be taken - and the way the people involved feel about taking them - are poles apart. Moreover, it's not going to be the easiest thing in the world to i.e. convince someone who has decided their best move is to hurl themselves into a risky investment that "You know, you might have a better outcome if you gave the matter some thought..."
SCORPIO
Wednesday, April 24, 2024
Even though you may be affected by sudden, random shifts, developments or changes, try to hold off on conversations that start with "Okay, but how is this going to play out in my life?" for the next 24-48 hours. People likely won't have the answer to that question just yet - although they should in the next couple of days.
SAGITTARIUS
Wednesday, April 24, 2024
Current influences resemble a wrestling match a bit more than usual, which could cause it to be harder than usual to change your mind about something that you've firmly decided is a non-negotiable position. That said, you should probably try anyway, especially if you've recently encountered a fair bit of resistance to the aforementioned position.
CAPRICORN
Wednesday, April 24, 2024
For the record: The point you'd like to make right this second is not necessarily going to be well-received by the relevant parties - which could end up being more frustrating than the situation you wanted to address in the first place. Additionally, certain individuals might be applying a fresh layer of epoxy between themselves and positions that lack common sense.
AQUARIUS
Wednesday, April 24, 2024
This astro combo is all for it being the way that it was in the Pleistocene Era, not because it actually works like a well-oiled machine, but because "That's how we've always done it, why would we change?" So if you encounter a woolly mammoth-sized amount of delusional rigidity, now you know the culprit.
PISCES
Wednesday, April 24, 2024
Heads up" The disparity between the effect that you think your words will have - and the actual effect that your words will have - could be significant. So should you notice that the aforementioned words are eliciting an approximately zero percent responsiveness rating, keep this in mind.