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Current influences urge you to go ahead and take a position already. The best case scenario is that you’ll look decisive and organized and can begin to get certain of your initiatives up and running. The worst case scenario is that you’ll look decisive and organized and – even if you do go tearing off down the wrong road – to all appearances you’ll have your act together.
Your Birthday
There’s no question that you’re on track for personal, business, economic or creative advancement. However, should you discover that matters are slightly more complicated than you'd expected (potentially affecting your official timetable for turning the situation, company, relationship, or project around), divert your energies to adjusting your official timetable, rather than second-guessing your judgment as to the validity of the undertaking.
ARIES
Monday, October 26, 2026
For all that you might prefer to operate as a lone wolf, this climate is incredibly conducive to pooling resources, exchanging information, sharing the wealth, and the like. And, if you utilize the brainpower and human capital in your immediate vicinity, you’ll be up and running or otherwise in business with a reasonable remedy or plan of attack pronto.
TAURUS
Monday, October 26, 2026
Try your utmost (read: “employ your personal discipline/do whatever it takes”) to keep your eye on the prize and filter out the heckling of randomly-emerging snags. Seriously, it’s nothing that you won’t be able to sort out relatively easily, once the peanut gallery pipes down or goes off in search of other entertainment.
GEMINI
Monday, October 26, 2026
A bad mood (or attitude) is unlikely to help the cause or motivate the source of your discomfort (or aggravation) to be a little less irksome. Also, generally speaking, more will be gained by drawing attention to the parts that work, rather than hammering away relentlessly at the bits that aren’t functioning as well as they might.
CANCER
Monday, October 26, 2026
Try to refrain from being snappish if some element of an arrangement or agreement does not appear to be unfolding quite the way that you’d expected. Although the fat lady has been doing her vocal warm-ups rather loudly, she hasn’t sung yet – or to quote Yogi Berra, “it ain’t over 'til it’s over.” And it isn’t yet.
LEO
Monday, October 26, 2026
The million dollar question(s): How firmly do you believe in the accuracy of your position – and how willing are you are to modify it should your best research, data analyses, assessments, or polls quite suddenly suggest that it might be in your interests to reconsider? [Btw: The clearer you are about your ultimate objective, the better].
VIRGO
Monday, October 26, 2026
If you’re attempting to interact with somebody who just can’t seem to focus, or has a faraway look in their eyes, don’t strain yourself trying to engage them. And yes, this pertains even if you really need an i.e. arrival time, plan, itinerary, go-ahead from them that would make it easier for you to tend to your own arrangements.
LIBRA
Monday, October 26, 2026
While you may assume that you know what [partners, relatives, employers, employees, family, friends, constituents] want from you, if there is any question or debate, cut to the chase by asking them outright. To your surprise, you may discover that their requirements are easier to fulfill than hitherto thought, which will make everybody significantly more cheerful.
SCORPIO
Monday, October 26, 2026
Try to at least present yourself as open to information that potentially alters the trajectory of the [project, plan, program, move, affiliation, relationship] under discussion. Said info is making an appearance now for a reason, namely that the time is right to expeditiously incorporate it into the proceedings - or conversely, excise it before anybody is very much older.
SAGITTARIUS
Monday, October 26, 2026
The interaction between the Sun and Pluto - planet of razing a forest to make a toothpick - is making assorted situations and/or their parameters abundantly clear. However, this doesn’t necessarily mean that the involved parties (who are highly invested in a specific outcome) will interpret the information accurately, or behave appropriately.
CAPRICORN
Monday, October 26, 2026
Should somebody seemingly be amusing themselves by promoting propositions or actions that can charitably be described as out to lunch, FYI: It’s utterly pointless to do anything other than sigh deeply and resign yourself to spending a fair bit of time waiting for them to wake up and smell the idiotic misstep, uh, coffee.
AQUARIUS
Monday, October 26, 2026
Well then ... On the one hand, you (and those around you) should have many opportunities to see and/or tell it like it is. On the other hand, head’s up - because this is also the "form over function, surface over substance, appearance supercedes what’s actually going on behind the curtain" portion of the program.
PISCES
Monday, October 26, 2026
There’s a decent chance that the issue du jour does not exactly, er, have that new-car smell, and it's likelier still that you have had to (figuratively speaking) get it towed to the mechanic a few times in the past, although you may have had some success disregarding its long-term issues. However, that was then, this is now.